don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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