Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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