It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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