I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
