It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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