super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
