you mean i was at the winter classic?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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