I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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