Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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