Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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