No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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