try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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