So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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