Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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