So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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