Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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