I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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