i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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