Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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