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(270): View more from Kentucky

Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile

(270): View more from Kentucky

But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.

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(559): View more from California

Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.

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(515): View more from Iowa

hes a good boy he deserves a good blow

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(336): View more from North Carolina

christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms

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(630): View more from Illinois

I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.

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(904): View more from Florida

No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.

(386): View more from Florida

Wow

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