READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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