In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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