Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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