we're blogging at a bar
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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