the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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