Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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