these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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