So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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