4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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