Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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