what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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