i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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