That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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