ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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