I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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