I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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