I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
im on a boat
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