her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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