I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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