Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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