she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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