I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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