Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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