You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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