Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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