Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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