Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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