What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Where did you get a picture of my penis
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I deserve this hangover.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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