I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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