id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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